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Sunday, February 14, 2016

You may be a Homeschooler if...

Here are a few reasons why you might be a homeschooler.

You might be a homeschooler if...you say "doing school" instead of "going to school."

You might be a homeschooler if...you stat your day with household chores.

You might be a homeschooler if...shoes are optional.

You might be a homeschooler if...going to the grocery store counts as a field trip. And math class. 

You might be a homeschooler if...you know who BlimeyCow is.

You might be a homeschooler if...you know what it costs to buy a settlement in Settlers of Catan.

You might be a homeschooler if...Mavis Beacon taught you how to type.

You might be a homeschooler if..you ever played Reader Rabbit.

You might be a homeschooler if...you know who Bible Man is.

You might be a homeschooler if...you've memorized pi to the 20th digit.

You might be a homeschooler if...you know the difference between "courting" and "dating" and love explaining it.

You might be a homeschooler if...you go to Winter Jam every year.

You might be a homeschooler if...you know all the School House Rock songs.

You might be a homeschooler if...you have watched every Veggie Tales movie there is.

You might be a homeschooler if...a cold hand of fear creeps down your spine when you hear the word "Saxon."

You might be a homeschooler if..."do you have friends?" is a normal question to be asked.

You might be a homeschooler if...you watched Zoom as a kid.

You might be a homeschooler if...you were done with school work by noon and spent the rest of the day playing outside.

You might be a homeschooler if...you know Latin.

You might be a homeschooler if...your bed is also your desk.

You might be a homeschooler if...your school reading was saved for the afternoon when mom took a nap.

You might be a homeschooler if...you've seen the "Homeschool Family" video by Tim Hawkins. 

You might be a homeschooler if...you could recite the 23 Psalm before you knew how to read.

You might be a homeschooler if...your birthday is a school holiday. At least for you :)

You might be a homeschooler if...you own a set of encyclopedias and read them like novels.

You might be a homeschooler if...the first R rated movie you saw was "Passion of the Christ."

You might be a homeschooler if...the only school bus you ever want to ride is the Magic School Bus. 

And you might be a homeschooler if...you actually finished reading this list :)

4 comments:

  1. Haha, these are awesome! and true xD

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  2. PRETTY FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Mavis Beacon DID teach me how to type, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. My comment did it 2 and I tried to delete it..... Guess it didn't quite work......... HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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